No really, it's a conspiracy. Global warming hasn't been proven.
Go here.
posted by eclectic @ 2:06 PM
33 comments
eclectic
Maybe I'm eclectic, or maybe it's just a short attention span...
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
33 Comments:
Look. If I get a damn tan, will you quit taking the pictures of my pale ass and posting them on the 'net?!
Sheesh. A guy can't catch a break.
*pulls up drawers*
*enjoys being first with an ass comment, taking long walks on the beach and little rubber ducks*
*also enjoys old pickup trucks...and rocky road ice cream...*
i don't want to raise additional alarms, but one of our kitchen shelves also broke, recently. plus, our ice machine is not working. coincidence? maybe. although, i have to say, it's awfully hypocritical of the Antarcticans to berate the rest of us, when they have yet to develop a public transportation system.
I somehow read that as "taking long walks on the beach with little rubber ducks..."
How do you get them to follow you?
Nope, nothing will be proved until this Administration is over.
Can I has cookie now?
:P
Bloggy: No. Look, if you can show it, I can blog it.* (*I lifted that phrase from Zuhn's title a couple days ago.)
Bloggy: Um, this isn't the personal ads. (Probably you need to look elsewhere on the world wide webernet, starting with the search term "fetish.")
Bloggy: ICE CREAM!! That's what we can use to fill the crack! Brilliant!!
/Brandon\: OK, so maybe the shelf and the ice don't prove anything; but those Antarcticans ARE known for their total disregard of the environment. Like, hello? A thermostat set to freezing?? Problem solved.
Mo/Dis (x2): OK... maybe this IS the personal ads. Mo/Dis, meet Bloggy. Bloggy, meet Mo/Dis. Enjoy the ducks. Oh, and the cookies. :)
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Ooh, I'm being quoted!
But on a more serious note, I have quite a few colleagues who are researching polar ice shelves and all that and it's kinda true that it hasn't really been proven. There are definitely changes going on but we don't really have a baseline to measure these changes to see what's actually happening.
Guess I do learn a thing or two at all the seminars I've had to attend!
GW Bush says global warming isn't true & you know that I believe everything he says;0)
S
It's really not much of a trick. Rubber duckies are full of air, and, well, so am I. Therein lies the ducktraction. I mean attraction.
*thought for sure Eeeclectic would know he was mangling an old country song for evil purposes (though not as evil as SPORTS)*
If we're going to fill the crack with ice cream, can we use a few of the less popular flavors please? I'd hate to waste perfectly good vanilla...
If we use ice cream though, how will we keep people from licking the crack?
Global warming is a myth, just like unicorns, Eskimos and the female orgasm.
Well, in that case, I'm a HUGE fan of friction...em, fiction.
What?
Now we're talking about licking cracks????
I thought this was a classy joint.
;-)
Comment Deleted: What? Like we're not good enough for you? You pack your toys and go home?!?! Come back, come baaaaaack!
Zuhn: I only quote people I admire. Well, and ones I think are funny, or unbelievable, or I take 'em out of context for my own diabolical purposes and amusement...
Shelly: Me too.
Bloggy: No, CK's the one who listens to country music. . . I'm mostly ignorant.
CK: Right. We'll only use neopolitan and other icky flavors.
TG: You say that as if it's a problem.
Limpy: And I suppose you're the myth-buster... in at least one of those instances?
Mo/Dis: WELL then! I have no words in response to that. :)
Squirl: Nah, YOU'RE the Classy Sister. . . I'm the Sassy one.
Even the captain of the Titanic ought to be able to see icebergs that size.
E, "myth-buthter". That's a fun word.
The comment deleted was me. Sorry--wasn't happy with the poor spelling,etc.
:P
WHo hung that shelf?
wow. i got nuthin'. funny group ya gots here twinnie!
Oh, God. Antarctica is SUCH a drama queen.
Yeah, it is snowing right now which is UNHEARD of this late in March. My father thinks global warming is just a blip. Look out your window, DAD!
It seems to be a growing movement: disbelieving all the evidence that the climate is changing. Every time I get in a taxi I hear the views of yet another driver on why it's all just a cycle so it's OK to keep doing what we're doing etc. They may be right - but I'm not taking any chances...
You're right, that does look Photoshopped.
That ice shelf wanted to die. It's nature's way.
*re-reads article*
Does Wilkins know about the condition of his shelf or shall we stage an intervention?
"Damn it, Wilkins! You just need to chill wit yo bad shelf."
(It ain't easy bein cheesy.Word.)
;)
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Doing okay cutie?????
Ang
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