State of the Eclectics

For those of you who are either mildly interested or genuinely concerned, here's the current Health Report from Eclectic Central as of today's date:

-- Mr. Eclectic will report to outpatient surgery on Thursday for "open hernia repair", and will be fully recovered within 4-6 weeks according to the 'experts' of whom I'm not one, but still... I bet he's back on his game within 2-3 weeks instead;

-- Dr. Cardiology says I'm fine. Tests all came back 'negative', which -- perversely -- is positive... /enter soapbox because the medical community, in addition to being just generally arrogant, is also committed to the obfuscation of all things medical in order to perpetuate the monopoly stranglehold they have on information, which permits them nearly free-reign on pricing of services. /end soapbox

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