At the sidelines of a baseball game:
/Scene: 14 y.o. girl, "B", whose little brother is playing, sits resignedly under the awning, text messaging and taking random photos on her cell phone to assuage boredom; 13 y.o. boy, "A", who also has a younger brother playing, sits resignedly under the awning, text messaging and taking random photos on his cell phone to assuage boredom.
B: HAHAHAHAHA! I just got the funniest picture of you drinking, no SLURPING, your pepsi!! HAHAHAHAHA!
A: Lemmesee. Please?
B: NO! You'll try to delete it.
A: No I won't. I promise. Pinky swear.
B: OK. But you're not going to like it, you look really funny!
A: :::looks at photo, gives a low whistle::: SEXY, can I??!
Entire sideline erupts in laughter.
/end scene
posted by eclectic @ 3:09 PM
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12 Comments:
Another example of sports corrupting young minds.
yikes. thankfully i live in a liberal school district where they teach text education at an early age. although, technically, i've already had the text talk with my oldest, who is a boy. did you know that men think about text 15 times every hour? and with all the viruses out there...
Hah.
Bloggy: Well, in this instance, technically the corruption derived from pop music. (Ray-J?) Which = INSIPID.
/Brandon\: Only 15?
William: The kid has a killer sense of comedic timing, I'm tellin' you.
I can't wait to not buy my kids cell phones.
Ah, young love.
That is hilarious!
This post could also be called "How things have changed in the last 20 or so years."
I can't imagine what life would've been like in 8th grade with a cell phone.
Kids these days...
Love it.
Meanwhile little brother on the field becomes the transformation into the peckernut that wears shorts when it's 15 degrees out because he is attention starved. Much like the sideline laughs now, most of the adults that encounter little Johnny NoAttention will laugh at him throughout his life.
HA HA HA!!
Cell phones are the demise of humanity. LONG LIVE THE ROTARY PHONE, FUCKERS!!!!
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