Age 4, on chiropractic:

Chiropractor (smiling): "So, that wasn't so bad, was it? Next time if you need to come back, you'll be ready, won't you?"

Littlest Eclectic (back turned, headed out): "Hmmmmm, maybe not so much."



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(Editor's note: No professional's feelings were harmed in the making of this post. All courtesies were followed, and the child made eye contact while expressing appropriate gratitude for services rendered. However, there may have been a certain lack of sincerity...)