Tequila-Con '06, or "Why I am Drinking Myself Silly Tonight"
OK, while I am here, at home, NOT in New York City, some people are at TequilaCon'06, hanging out with other bloggers, and answering (or attempting to answer) questionable telephone calls from inebriated individual(s), who may or may not sound like me. I can't confirm or deny... I'm drunk.
And wallowing in self-pity. Also trying to figure out how to hit the damn "Send" button on my phone.
You will post pictures, right? RIGHT?? Please? You too! Alright, alright... please?? You can post pictures if you want, but I'm partial to the ones you paint with your words. So get writing, missy! Oh did I forget please? Sorry.
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Salut!
posted by eclectic @ 9:50 PM
27 comments
27 Comments:
Shari, the photo tells me you're drinking on the floor. It's not looking pretty at your place, is it?
Peef, you have no idea. Join me?
Aaah. Now some things are clearer. Oh, hell, who am I kidding?
Cheers.
I drank myself silly last night too. Grande mocha at Starbucks. MMMMM.
You ok Eeeeclectic?
I shoulda been there. I needed some of that.
Thanks for the phone call last night. We haven't heard "Mumble Mumble MMmmmmf Mmmmmf Brando!" in a while, but it was good to hear it last night.
Cheers!
Oh, and the next Blogger Blowout is here in Dallas this fall. Get ready. You must come.
Can I join you also? Seems like a few of us are in the same place. I dont like this place.
And instead of being in NYC, I was designated driving my wasted friends to and from a place where the establishment cook is also an elvis impersonator. Still, the best part of my night? The return call from tequilacon. . . cause I couldn't NOT check in, right?
Also, thanks for the offer of a bed! So sweet! And it will be ever so much fun, because my favorite place to drink is on the floor.
Cheers!
Morning Sunshine. Hope you're feeling okay today. I can never again in my life drink tequila shots. Just thinking about it makes me want to puke. Can you tell I had a bad experience with it? Yeah....it was ugly. I had never had tequila shots so I thought it would be a good idea to not eat for 24 hours and then drink a fifth...by myself....stupid, stupid, STUPID!
Angie
Awww...was the floor comfy hunny?
I so am going to give you my phone number. I love talking to drunks. It makes for good blog fodder too.
I also can't wait until I can drink again. Some people need paybacks bigtime.
Holy Crap, Batman! (Oh, wait, I shouldn't yell so loud on account of that raging hangover you must have - never seen anyone drink tequila out of a scotch glass before).
How did I miss out on Tequila Con? It's been awhile since I've gotten foolishly naked and blamed the tequila.
Hope you got foolishly naked at the end of the night.
How ya doin', hon?
Drinking and wallowing in self-pity seem to go hand-in-hand. I may join you in that on Tuesday or Wednesday. Or, I may wait until Friday and celebrate. Whatever, I shall be inebriated one night next week. Cheers!
I'm on my way over to that part of consciousness soon.
See ya on the floor, Sweetums.
*MWAH!*
Salut to you, honey pie.
Hope you di'int get a hangovah.
Looks like you were well on your way to rendering yourself bullet-prrof and invisible. Good for you.
E? E? Where are you Eclectic?
Your future daughter in law told me to send you snuggle smooches.
Oh and Moto sends eyeball licks.
Where are you Eclectic?
You ok? Now it's MY turn to worry.
She's visiting us all right now.
*I feel like I'm proclaiming the return of the Great Pumpkin right now*
She just visited my site! :oD
***WHOOT!***
Susie: Cheers to you, my friend. I understand.
Bloggy: Well, THAT's a loaded question... (get it? loaded Hee!) Bad puns = free of charge.
Kami: There's plenty! Join me!!! Dallas, eh? I've got friends that way, in Dallas and McKinney. Maybe I'll just have to c'mon down!! Thanks for the invite!
Toadman: Dude, how'd you know that was me?
Lawbrat: I know, sweetie. No fun. Day follows night, and sun always follows rain. Eventually.
Jill: Oh good! When shall we expect you? Briz is looking forward to tug-o-war with Fred!
Angie: A fifth?! Good godalmighty, and you can still walk upright to this day? Remind me not to play quarters with you!!
Traci: /whipering/ Psst... Traci? I have a tile-top table in my kitchen. Don't tell Peefer, though. It makes a much better story to let him think it's the floor!
Deb: Ooooh, I'd LOVE to drunk-dial you! We'll plan the coups where the Kingdom of Delft takes over the world, it'll be awesome!
Zuhn: Well now, I'm not so sure it was foolish... ;)
Squirl: I'm going to email you the real deal, Sis; but for now, I'm just awfully glad the sun's shining out here.
SSNick: Pssst -- hey Nick? Need me to check in on you, buddy? Don't drink and drive!
Mo/Dis: SO glad that was you on the floor with me and not Brizzy. He's plain ugly when he's drunk.
Amy: Nope, I di'nt!! Even went for a bikeride on Sunday -- 'bout 35 miles. Enjoyed the heck out of it!
Limpy: Objection, hearsay.
Sooze: Wha? Where am I?? Who keeps licking my eyeball?? OH, it's MOTO! I must be in heaven!!
Jim: Don'worry, chile! I'm like the bad penny, I just keep showing up.
Mo/Dis: Hey! Easy on the red-head joke, there, eh?
/muttering/
Great pumpkin, indeed.
Oh, you know I blove ya!
My bad, though. :o)
Hi darlin! Glad to see some signs of life from you! :)
i can't post pictures because i didn't take any! gah! i missed you sooooooo much on saturday, which anybody can attest to, since pretty much the only thing i said all night was 'i miss shari sooooooo much.'
can't wait to see you this summer, dearie.
i hope you've recovered from the other night, have you?
you are stronger than I, if you can stomach that tequila. hey, wanna pass some my way. i need practice.
Mo/Dis: Bad?? What bad?? No, see, I pick on you, you pick on me, it's all good 'cause of the blove.
CK: Thank you, sweet one! I'll check my pulse too and send it along if it'll help you not to worry. :) We're getting there, I promise.
Kat: I cannot wait! /begins poring over the summer calendar
Dawn: You come on over and we'll have a tutoring session! You know it sounds like fun...!
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