Things that make you go, "Hmmmmm....."
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask for the bathroom?
Is Disney World actually a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is childhood to children what adultery is to adults?
Just thought I'd ask...
posted by eclectic @ 8:49 PM
15 comments
15 Comments:
I am so busted. I just burst out laughing at my monitor and the Hubs turned to look at me like I've totally lost it. I don't even know why he's in here, there's FOOTBALL on the tv in the other room.
Anyway, the second one absolutely cracked me up. I'm going to point to my crotch the next time I ask where the restrooms are.
Priceless.
Thanks for the laugh Eclectic
Oh and FIRST!!!!
Ha, good ones!-LOL. Makes you kinda think.
hey, here's another I've always wanted to know:
Why are hamburgers called hamburgers, if they're made out of beef?
Why do sleeping pills have a warning that say 'may cause drowsiness'? That always makes me wonder.
I think warnings have got way out of hand. Oh well.
Love the bathroom, crotch point one.
Good stuff!
Disney World is actually one of the best people traps around.
M-I-C see ya real soon
K-E-Y why? because we like you
M-O-U-S-E
didja sing along with me?
*snicker*
Okay I have to say the crotch one had me laughing.
Here is another ~
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
Why do so many of those automated customer service lines require you to imput entire account numbers and other information- yet when their rep come on they'll ask the exact same info?
Those are all worth a good chuckle. :-)
Why do they say, "Do not cut the tag of this pillow, under penalty of law" I have cut mine off, and am still waiting for a handsome policeman to arrive at my door..... Very funny post......
Just so you know...I was over at my parent's house last night (visiting with the Niece and such) and I did the crotch pointing thing. My Mom about peed laughing but my Dad thought I had been drinking before I arrived.
Oh well....I can't WAIT to try it out on strangers! :-)
Morality from morons! HA! Also, are idiosyncrasies characteristics of idiots?
for the record, i point to my crotch for any reason whatsoever.
hope all is well(er)...
aaron
This post made me point to my crotch and run to the restroom.
Hmmmm, does anyone really go there to rest?
I had to comment because the word verification made me hungry for pie.
piecild
SoozieQ: Happy to be of service! I wish I could have seen the look on Hubs' face...
Blogaholic: I LOVE your Eeyore profile! The hamburger thing... that's just to make "hotdog" less bizarre. No... actually, I think the burger was born in Hamburg, Germany so it had to take its name.
Lawbrat: Do they actually warn you that sleeping pills may cause drowsiness? That's beyond!! But, yeah, I think you could get some serious mileage out of the crotch-point... at least at my school you could!! Promise me you'll try it!!
M_D: NO! NO! I will NOT sing that in a house, I will NOT sing it with a mouse! I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not LIKE them, Sam-I-AM!
Nanina: Crotch humor is always funny, isn't it? And yeah... if you're blind, you shouldn't be driving probably.........!
SierraBella: To make us so crazy that we abuse the live account representative when they finally come online, and they can get it on tape and play it at company parties. "Ha! That's nothing!! Listen to THIS one with some insane lady from Washington... she was OUT OF CONTROL, man... it was AWESOME!!"
Squirl: *blushing* Why, thank you kindly, Miz Squirlly! *does a small curtsey*
Kitty: Yeah! Squirl... are you holding out on me?? Thanks Kitty, for keeping her honest! How DOES she wash it?
Mrtl: Hmmm-ery loves company, especially yours.
JudyPatooote: You little REBEL, you! I don't know about where you live, but out here, the policemen by-and-large are NOT handsome...
SoozieQ: And you told Dad that OF COURSE you'd been drinking... and really, is anyone any stranger than family? Maybe that's just mine....
Zuhn: No, no, no... silly Zuhn... they're "syn"s of idiots!
Aaron: Hello my friend! So nice to see you back in blog-land. And of course, EVERYONE points to your crotch for no particular reason, so why shouldn't you?! ;)
Susie: **adopts serious tone** Susie? Why were you on the computer at 4:04 EDT? Especially if you needed to pee?! Oh no... it just hit me... your computer is IN the bathroom, isn't it? *sheesh* I guess that answers the "rest" question, then, doesn't it?! ;)
Squirl: Oh man... that's not fair is it? And thanks for spreading the pie jones... ***rummaging through the fridge looking for pie***
Hmmmmmm INDEED!
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