I need WHAT?!
OK, if you haven't gotten acquainted with SoozieQ yet, go say "hi." She is the source of this little post today with her suggestion that I type into Google my first name followed by the word "needs". The results astonished and amused me. Here are the TOP TEN things I apparently need, in descending order.
Shari needs:
#10: help finding a home of her dreams.
OK, I can imagine a realtor using Google to market services.
#9: better definition.
We all want to be more defined, but c'mon, a girl can only spend sooo much time at the gym...
#8: to learn to trust.
Trust whom?!
#7: to be replaced by a real independent.
But the whole co-dependent thing is so popular today....
#6: to be rejected as a state law code, not made prettier.
So, if I were prettier I could be the LAW??
#5: a complete liver transplant.
Will it hurt?
#4: our help.
Yeah! OK, one of you start pruning the trees and shrubs, another please get to the laundry, someone paint the office for me, and someone else get the vaccuuming done. Thanks, guys!
#3: a makeover.
Oooooh! Will this help me become law?
#2: to lay off the lip liner.
People actually use lip liner?
and the #1 funniest thing Google told me I need is?
TO BUY MORE BALLS.
More? I didn't get any to start with... I'm a GIRL.
I'm speechless...
posted by eclectic @ 6:57 AM
10 comments
10 Comments:
Maybe you need to buy more balls because you're a girl and didn't get any to start off with.
Shari is the name of a state law code? Or is that supposed to be Shari'a?
Apparently what you NEED and what you WANT are vastly different things.
Too funny. I really enjoyed this one!
Quite interesting. I tried it to see what came up,and I need concept artists and a reality check.
This is a STITCH! I gotta do this, too, I'll post mine some time. Great idea!
Apparently when I try it, I become James Joyce, and have A LOT of needs.
kwlvl, I say.
It's all word certification, baby!
LOL
All I can say is I love it, and I'm going to do it.
Okay I am going to be lazy and post the same as I did on Susie's blog. I like the buy balls one . . .
There would seem to be a lot of dogs out there with the name Nina and they need to be housebroken. Evidently Nina is the most unhousebreakable Chihuahua in captivity. Nina needs a little
bit of house training reinforcement and leash work. There are a lot of dogs named Nina who need new homes, no doubt the housebreaking issue.
A lot of humans named Nina needing husbands.
Nina needs a husband, pronto!
Nina needs a husband—fast!
No doubt the housebreaking issue.
YOu need a liver transplant? They told me I need both my lungs replaced!
Freaks, they are just out to get our organs!!
You need more definition??? Did they see that picture of your abs, for gawd's sake, woman?
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