Monday, August 29, 2005

Religion, Anyone?




If this doesn't make you laugh, then your sense of humor is indisputably broken. I strongly suggest you make an appointment to have it repaired immediately, before your head gets so firmly wedged up your arse that it can no longer be safely removed.

No, really.

11 Comments:

At 9:20 PM, Blogger The Q said...

Hey if anyone's "head gets so firmly wedged up (their) arse that it can no longer be safely removed", I have some "Butt Paste" that might help!

Is that on a t-shirt Eclectic?

Pretty funny...you guessed it SHIT

 
At 9:35 PM, Blogger eclectic said...

soozieq: Yep, it's a t-shirt. How much do I love a man who can find and buy and give me a shirt like that?!

But, uhm... about that "butt paste"? Yeah, well....ehrm, ...

 
At 6:36 AM, Blogger Squirl said...

I've seen that as an e-mail joke before, but not on a shirt. Religions should have a sense of humor. Sometimes I think that humans are nothing more than a big cosmic joke. More dark humor than otherwise, of course.

 
At 7:20 AM, Blogger ALRO said...

What about the Beer Religion... ??? :)

Beerolism (sounds good?!): THis beer tastes like shit: pass the next bottle!

 
At 9:57 AM, Blogger I'm not here. said...

Atheism: No shit

Yep, she's on a roll today.
Double-ply.
I know...back to work.
:::goes back to desk:::

 
At 1:24 PM, Blogger SierraBella said...

That's hilarious!
I'm loving what momentarily_distracted said!!!

 
At 1:27 PM, Blogger SierraBella said...

Agnosticism: I'll figure this shit out when the time comes?

 
At 2:32 PM, Blogger Susie said...

I used to give this list out to clients.

 
At 4:24 PM, Blogger Nina said...

Laughing . . . I am glad my sense of humor isn't indisputably broken.

 
At 6:18 PM, Blogger eclectic said...

Squirl: I missed it when it made the email rounds, I guess. I hadn't seen it until Mr. E brought this shirt home. *sigh* And I thought I was being so clever....

Alshrim: Yeah! "I belong to the First United Church of Beer" has a nice ring to it. Thanks for dropping by and making me laugh!

Moment: OMG you cracked me up! I'm going to have to get an iron-on transfer added to the shirt now.

Sierrabella: How 'bout this? Agnosticism: This shit doesn't matter. *heh*

Susie: Shocking!! But if it appeared in a counselor's office as well as the email rounds, should I now be embarrassed that I'm posting something so already-well-known?

Nanina: Tee-hee-hee! Nope, no need for repairs.

 
At 10:59 AM, Blogger Squirl said...

I'm glad you posted it. It's been a while since I saw it and it's always worth a laugh.

 

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