Apparently I'm illiterate.

After deleting my first two attempts, I grabbed another cup of coffee and regrouped. Squaring my shoulders, I determined to accomplish things that the good folks at Blogger insist are basic functions, like links, and posting a photo to my profile, etc.

The Blogger folks are tragically unaware of people like me.

Thus, I'm contemplating switching to the Russian language since I obviously can't read or apply English.